Archive for the 'Pau Gasol' Category
Pau Gasol is wimpy-looking
26 Comments Published by The Cavalier February 9th, 2008 in NBA, Beards, Money, Pau Gasol, Blog SuicidePau and Kobe are working great together, the Shaq trade is official, we forgot to change our credit card info on the server account after that gambling hi-jack incident, and then neglected to change it for like a week as we received emails saying, “We’re gonna shut you down, kid. We’ll do it.”
Sorry about that.
There […]
Shaq is almost a PHX Sun
10 Comments Published by The Cavalier February 6th, 2008 in NBA, Phoenix Suns, Shaq, Trades, Miami Heat, Tracy McGrady, Pau Gasol, Shawn MarionEveryone hates this deal, but we think we’ve got it figured out, and it’s all about two words: ANGRY SHAQ.
If the Suns figure it’s now or never time, ie they need to win it this year, then Angry Shaq might be the best way to do it, plus they don’t really need him on the […]
Pau Gasol is a Laker
7 Comments Published by The Cavalier February 2nd, 2008 in NBA, Trades, LA Lakers, Memphis Grizzlies, Pau Gasol, Calvin StadiumsWell, if there’s one thing that can drag us out of Blog Hibernation, it’s a good Laker trade.
Moreso than that, we’d say a good Pau Gasol trade is what really gets us going. It reminds us of a story we told once. Allow us to rehash:
Once upon a time, Pau Gasol was walking down the […]
David Stern loves quiche
5 Comments Published by The Cavalier October 8th, 2007 in NBA, International, David Stern, Arenas, Good Ideas, France, Adam Morrison, Pau GasolWe apologize for our last post turning into a quasi-PSA against the filthy habit of cigarette smoking, but our baseline reaction to Adam Morrison’s revolting life choice left us with no other recourse.
As such, we shall take this post in an altogether different direction, ie Europe.
With the new-look Celtics and other teams parading around […]
I’m Telling You….Team USA Will Not Win Gold in the 2008 Olympics!!
19 Comments Published by Jack Cobra August 31st, 2007 in NBA, Olympics, Natalie Portman, NBA Live, Pau Gasol, 07-08 Preview(Jack Cobra reporting for duty on Friday.)
By now I know that I’m the only fool saying that Team USA is not on its way to winning the Gold in the 2008 Olympics. Everyone from Chris Sheridan, to George W. Bush, to WSM? star actress _______ is saying that Team USA is a shoo-in for a […]
KG is a Timberwolf
31 Comments Published by The Cavalier June 23rd, 2007 in NBA, New York Knicks, Kobe Bryant, LA Lakers, Rumors, Sacramento Kings, Retirement, Kevin Garnett, Paul Pierce, NBA Draft, Ron Artest, Stephon Marbury, Steve Nash, Pau Gasol, Zach Randolph, Greg OdenThe NBA Draft is Thursday, and it’s debatable whether the big news is where Oden, Durant, the Chinese Guy, and all the rest will end up OR where the burgeoning cluster of tradable NBA All-Stars* fall to in the endgame.
Basically, you’ve got Kevin Garnett, Kobe Bryant, Jermaine O’Neal, Paul Pierce, Pau Gasol, and Ron Artest […]
Pistons Take Bulls by the Horns and Punch them in Kidneys
3 Comments Published by Jack Cobra May 11th, 2007 in NBA, Detroit Pistons, Crime, Chicago Bulls, Polyphasic, Cool Club, Drugs, Rasheed Wallace, Natalie Portman, Deaths, Pau Gasol(This was written by Jack Cobra and not The Cavalier. I am been informed that the italics help people know who the author is.)
Well, this hasn’t gone like I thought it would. The playoff match-up that I thought would be the best (cough, cough) has turned into a laugher. It’s not even one of those laughers […]
Do You Watch the Sunrise at the Very End of Your Day?
5 Comments Published by Ben April 25th, 2007 in NBA, LeBron James, Cleveland Cavaliers, Dallas Mavericks, Detroit Pistons, Miami Heat, Denver Nuggets, Beards, Pau Gasol, Dirk Nowitzki, NCAA Tournament, Blog Suicide(The Cavalier is on an extended leave of absence. The following was not written by him due to his brain exploding from Windhorst’s blog post.)
I freaking love the NBA playoffs.
Sure it’s long and drawn out (can we all agree that the first round needs to moved back to a 5 game series?) but that’s […]
Eastern Conference Playoff Participants Enter Dreaded Realm of Chalk
1 Comment Published by Jack Cobra April 20th, 2007 in NBA, Misc., Prospects, Pirate Enthusiasts, Movies, Cool Club, MVPs, Natalie Portman, Pat Riley, Ohio State, Pau Gasol(The Cavalier is on an extended leave of absence. He did not write this although by this time next week…..he will be back.)
(I hope you enjoy my entry into the manipulation of logos. It is just THE beginning. I now know I have the power to do so, now I just need to master it.)
There […]
Pau Gasol is on the block
19 Comments Published by The Cavalier January 22nd, 2007 in NBA, Cleveland Cavaliers, Trades, New Jersey Nets, Memphis Grizzlies, Pau GasolIf you can drag yourself away from DetroitBadBoys’ “most comprehensive ever” Carnival of the NBA for a moment, we’d like to direct your attention to something we mentioned briefly in a previous post.
This seemed to have been bubbling and/or rumored for awhile, but now it’s more or less official - Memphis All-Star power forward Pau […]




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