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The Celtics Are A Team of Green Wearers
14 Comments Published by The Cavalier January 5th, 2008 in NBA, Boston Celtics, Detroit Pistons, Poetry, Drugs, Kevin Garnett, Paul Pierce, Blog Resurrection, Will SmithOh look!
Oh look!
There they run!
The Celtics of the City of Boston!
There they run!
All awash in their green little jerseys!
Green! The color of grass! The color of part of the rainbow!
Oh look!
Oh look!
The splendor of their names!
Across the back of their jerseys!
Piercey, and and Alleny, and Garnetty, there they go!
Points, and rebounds, and other statistics of […]
Pistons vs Bulls and the NBA Playoffs
17 Comments Published by The Cavalier May 5th, 2007 in NBA, Predictions, Cleveland Cavaliers, Detroit Pistons, Poetry, Ben WallaceMany a person will tell you that this is the best potential series of the Eastern bracket, but last time we checked, the Cavaliers won 50 games (in spite of themselves), which does indeed make them a “better” team than the Bulls.
Of course, with a first-round sweep of the Heat, Chicago has positioned themselves as […]
Kobe Bryant is getting cheered
5 Comments Published by The Cavalier February 1st, 2007 in NBA, Kobe Bryant, Boston Celtics, Fans, LA Lakers, PoetryNot many people expected the Celtics to beat the Lakers last night, as the home team was riding an awesome 12-game losing streak, as well as declarations from Danny Ainge that Coach Doc wasn’t getting fired anytime soon.
So yeah, it went as planned - the Lakers took down the team known as BOS, and did […]
The Suns are depressed
18 Comments Published by The Cavalier May 30th, 2006 in Phoenix Suns, LeBron James, Dallas Mavericks, PoetryOne of those headlines we wrote - the other was actually up on ESPN.com this weekend. We take equal amounts of joy from each.
Not taking joy from anything are the PHX Suns, who find themselves down 2-1 to the Mavericks, with Game 4 tonight in Phoenix.
“We’re kind of in the doldrums, which is impossible […]
Basketball Game Report for May 3, 2006
16 Comments Published by The Cavalier May 4th, 2006 in Legends, LeBron James, Cleveland Cavaliers, Washington Wizards, Poetry, Gilbert ArenasLast night, the Cleveland Cavaliers and the Washington Wizards played a basketball game.
The final score was 121-120, with the Cavaliers winning the match in overtime. LeBron James, who is a Cleveland basketball player, had 45 points. He was able to make a basket that secured the win with under 1 second on the official […]
The Pistons are not the Bulls
2 Comments Published by The Cavalier February 8th, 2006 in Atlanta Hawks, Detroit Pistons, PoetryWe’re not knocking the Pistons by saying that - it’s just after losing to the Hawks last night they’ve got 8 losses. It’s going to be hard to reach 72-10, plus coach Flip Saunders has said resting is more important from here on.
We only read about the game, but damn if it didn’t […]
Isiah Thomas has a bastard
0 Comments Published by The Cavalier January 30th, 2006 in New York Knicks, General Managers, Isiah Thomas, Pirate Enthusiasts, Poetry, KidsWith Isiah Thomas’s sexual harassment case heating up the papers, reporters are looking everywhere for a unique angle. That’s how you end up with the NY Daily News talking to Isiah’s illegitimate son Marc Dones of Detroit. Dones has never actually met his father, but says the Knicks GM has at least held up his […]
The Timberwolves inspire poetry
0 Comments Published by The Cavalier January 3rd, 2006 in Minn. T-Wolves, PoetryNever forget TBOur Kevin Garnett poem from yesterday garnered quite the email response - enough that we considered just changing the site to YAYnbapoems!.
One particular reader really showed us what life is about by sending us to their own series of Timberwolves inspired poetry from high school. While they said this was to “piss off […]
What if Kevin Garnett were 100 stories tall?
3 Comments Published by The Cavalier January 2nd, 2006 in Minn. T-Wolves, Fans, Poetry[After an exhaustive search, we found that there are no Timberwolves blogs going out there. There’s this newspaper one, but that’s more of a general Minnesota sports scene, and not what we’re looking for anyway. This other one hasn’t been updated since November, so they’re out. Stuck with no options to cover TimberBlogging, we instead […]




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