YAYsports! NBA

One of the most exciting things for the 15 people who can call themselves official members of the Cleveland Cavaliers is the opening of the team’s new training facility, which happened lasterday afternoon.
(Tons of pics of the place here.)
Located across the street from the curiously named “LePeep” cafe, and also full of wonderful opening day […]

The 14th biggest story of the offseason is over, as difficult-to-sign #6 pick Yi Jianlian has finally signed a deal to play for the Milwaukee Bucks.
Bucks GM and casual stand-up comedian (we can’t find the post to reference this, sorry) recently took a trip overseas to sway the man’s reps with his subtle wits […]

(Jack Cobra back on another Friday. Just wait until you see my next post. It will change your world. Nothing I write today will rhyme with the word ‘dresser’)
I had an idea for a whole different post to start the day and then I heard the news….Stevie Franchise has signed with the Houston Rockets. I […]

(Jack Cobra….again)
It seems that everyone is taking the NBA Summer Leagues way, way too seriously. It’s like when I steal my girlfriends running shoes. You only need feet to run, relax. Anyways, If J.J. starts shooting well…..he becomes the next Larry Bird, if the foreign dude for the Warriors plays well…he becomes the next Ginobili. […]

(Jack Cobra with my last post of the day. Enjoy your weekend.)
Answer A) speaks to the ‘Tony Parker’ who likes to spend time commenting on here when he’s not in jail for driving under the influence. Answer B) speaks of the San Antonio Spurs Point Guard who doesn’t miss lay-ups. Apparently it’s like a different […]

(Jack Cobra again. I’m taking off after this to watch my Cubs play the White Sox. Enjoy your weekend.)
Knowing that most of you are fans of the Cavs I spent about 6 or 7 minutes trolling around Google to drum up some new information that you might not have heard about. Here it is:
Evertz Technologies […]

(Jack Cobra here. I’m running on fumes coming back from a funeral. Talk amongst yourselves.)
Well…..it’s over.
I’m not even sure what to say. It was fairly evident that in this match-up the Spurs were the better team. I’m not sure if there was one category (statistical or made up) that the Cavs won. The Spurs were […]

We’re not going to have much time for any sort of drawn out preview for the NBA Finals.
We’ve read too many position-by-position match-ups, team comparisons, Spurs-in-whatever predictions, etc to know we aren’t able to add anything new to the conversation.
Hopefully, that’s not what you come here for anyway.
For the duration of the Finals, due […]

The majority of the internet - nay, the world - are picking the Detroit Lasers to defeat the Cleveland Retarded Cameleons in the Eastern Conference Finals.
A notable exception (delusion?) is Fear the Sword, which not only picks CLE, but picks them in 6 games. How anyone who’s watched this team consistently this season could think […]

(Written by Jack Cobra. See how bland that is?) 
A few links to check out while your Mom is telling you what to buy your Sister for her birthday.  (Click on that picture to find Heaven. Actually, trying to link it froze my computer. Try here.)
A nice write up about the Pistons/Bulls game by Matt Watson. He’s a […]