Archive for the 'Promotions' Category

The 14th biggest story of the offseason is over, as difficult-to-sign #6 pick Yi Jianlian has finally signed a deal to play for the Milwaukee Bucks.
Bucks GM and casual stand-up comedian (we can’t find the post to reference this, sorry) recently took a trip overseas to sway the man’s reps with his subtle wits […]

(Jack Cobra with my last post of the day. Enjoy your weekend.)
Answer A) speaks to the ‘Tony Parker’ who likes to spend time commenting on here when he’s not in jail for driving under the influence. Answer B) speaks of the San Antonio Spurs Point Guard who doesn’t miss lay-ups. Apparently it’s like a different […]

(Jack Cobra again. I’m taking off after this to watch my Cubs play the White Sox. Enjoy your weekend.)
Knowing that most of you are fans of the Cavs I spent about 6 or 7 minutes trolling around Google to drum up some new information that you might not have heard about. Here it is:
Evertz Technologies […]

(Written by Jack Cobra. See how bland that is?) 
A few links to check out while your Mom is telling you what to buy your Sister for her birthday.  (Click on that picture to find Heaven. Actually, trying to link it froze my computer. Try here.)
A nice write up about the Pistons/Bulls game by Matt Watson. He’s a […]

The 76ers and the Philly Police Department are running a program that allows you to turn in your guns for free tickets to games.
Man, if we lived in Philadelphia, we’d totally go out and buy some guns, just so we could get some free tix. Unfortunately here in LA, all you can do with guns […]

Darko Milicic hits the Q tonight with the Orlando Magic, and the Cavaliers are celebrating by attempting to set the world record for most wigs worn in one building at once.
Everyone in attendance is getting an Anderson Varejao wig when they walk in the door. AV’s hair is like Sideshow Bob’s, if you’re not […]

The long-awaited Kyle Korver bobblehead is being given out at tonight’s game against the Nets in Philadelphia. While literally tens of people have declared it “magical”, the Sixers long-range shooting guy doesn’t particularly care for it.
“I think it’s terrible,” Korver said.
“I don’t like the hair at all,” he said. “Why can’t they have fake hair […]