YAYsports! NBA

(Jack Cobra one last time on Friday. I wrote these on Thursday since I’m out of town, just so you guys would be entertained….comment away on that one.)
First, it needs to be said that I never liked Reggie Miller when he played in the NBA. I thought he was a whiner, he flopped his legs […]

As we wrote about lasterday (Yes, this would be posts two days in a row!), Greg Oden has been struggling in summer league.
If you’re a Blazer fan who’s inexplicably looking too much into that and causing yourself a panic attack or two, your days of humbling fears are over.
Greg is getting his tonsils taken […]

The NBA Draft is Thursday, and it’s debatable whether the big news is where Oden, Durant, the Chinese Guy, and all the rest will end up OR where the burgeoning cluster of tradable NBA All-Stars* fall to in the endgame.
Basically, you’ve got Kevin Garnett, Kobe Bryant, Jermaine O’Neal, Paul Pierce, Pau Gasol, and Ron Artest […]

What was becoming a long and embarrassing search for a head coach is finally over.
The Sacramento Kings have hired former Kings player and Hang Time star Reggie Theus to be the man in charge, and if speculation is to be believed, it’s because he’s a botched clone of Reggie Miller.
What’s most impressive is not that […]

(The Cavalier is on an extended leave of absence. The following was not written by him because he is in hiding along with Ron Artest’s wife and children.)
*Writing this is really stretching the two day ‘news worthy’ event limit The Cavalier has placed on us, but I would be remissed if I didn’t post on […]

First of all, LOST was great last night. Finally. It’s been a rough season.
Anyway, we’re gonna dive into this whole “find someone to replace us during the time period of NOW through April 30″, and we must begin by posting this entry from “Jeremiah”. We’re sitting on a bunch of these, so why start […]

We apologize for our absense lasterday. Normally we let you knwo these things ahead of time, but we were too busy reading about the complete 911 history of Ron Artest and Family in Sacramento and wondering how exactly Shaq gets to host a reality show about overeating.
Alas, we unfortunately can return for only a solitary […]

We’re going to tread carefully here with what follows, as we’re not in the mood to jump to conclusions regarding the guilt of Sacramento forwards at the moment.
Ron Artest was arrested this morning for allegedly beating up and/or injuring a woman in his estate type place in the suburb of Loomis.
Deputies arrested Artest […]

We’re not one to spread rumors and gossip, except for when we feel like it.
This is one of those times, however, so depending on your thoughts on rumor and/or gossip, you’re either going to be mad, happy, or indifferent on this one.
Reader Mitch sent us an email alerting us to the following potential Cavaliers trade […]

While ruminating on AK47 getting scolded by the Jazz owner and the Cavaliers playing like a bunch of pathetic lazy people, we turn our special Saturday attention to Ron Artest and the Sacramento Kings visiting the Pistons in Detroit this evening.
Believe it or not, this is the first time Ron has been back to the […]