YAYsports! NBA

Two days away, and what has changed in the NBA? Not much - perhaps our existence is irrelevent in 2007?
The prognosis for Shaun Livingston is a that he’s probably-maybe-possibly something. “It’s an inexact science.” Yikes.
Finally! The AOL Fanhouse added more writers - the place simply did not have enough content.
Question - once every single NBA […]

(UPDATE: We’ll be gone all day Tuesday, so feel free to discuss Shaq’s 25,000th point and other issues in our absence.)
We know we emphatically stated that, in the name of fun and sanity, we were done being traumatized over LeBron and the Cavaliers, but there had to be one final word, didn’t there? Before you […]

We appreciate all the emails asking that we return. We shall…as shall our small orange friend. You know him - the one who’s been given the boot by David Stern. Watch and…enjoy your holidays.

Thanks for your patience, as well as all of your emails/support regarding Scoopapalooza. We’ll wade through them soon and wrap up the […]

Looks like our plan worked - we didn’t watch the Cavaliers, and apparently they played with some actual energy and got the win over the Hawks last night.
(This isn’t entirely true - we flipped it on for a moment, watched Ira Newble (!) take two straight threes, assumed the worst, and went elsewhere.)
Anyway, the boycott […]

Between all the Scoop Jackson stuff, Kobe putting up 52 last night, Eva Longoria gaining the ability to scream “Tony Parker is my finacee!!!”, and a few other things, we’ve barely had time to contemplate the true ramifications of our vow to boycott the Cavaliers tonight.
It’s closing in on gametime, and we’re truely not sure […]

(Pre-note: this post was written before the previous one, but we want this one on top for now.)
Sorry to keep you waiting.
Everyone knows what he did.
Hell, even he knows — perhaps dropping the phrase “Orange Roundie” right in the middle of it was his way of admitting it without admitting it. Who knows what […]

Did they not understand the last post?
You have stolen an original character from us and used it for your own purposes.
There ain’t no room for fan-fiction in the Orange Roundie’s world, Scoop. You can write as the ball all you want, but you sure as hell can’t call it “Orange Roundie”. Call it […]