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Isiah Thomas is back at work
4 Comments Published by The Cavalier October 3rd, 2007 in NBA, New York Knicks, Isiah Thomas, Sex, Stephon Marbury, ABC(Like most people, we’re somewhat astounded that Isiah Thomas still has a job.
On the other side of that equation/scenario, we’re pretty thankful for Isiah Thomas still having a job.)
We watched that new show Pushing Daisies last night on ABC, because everyone said we would like it, because it’s quirky and feel-good and all that […]
Shawn Marion is a PHX Sun
20 Comments Published by The Cavalier September 27th, 2007 in NBA, Phoenix Suns, Boston Celtics, Life Discussions, Sex, Who Shot Mamba?, Orange Roundie, Ranger Corps, Steve Nash, Shawn MarionSo like Shawn Marion requested the trade thing, and now the Suns are kinda looking at the situation and saying, “nah”.
With only about 3 teams that are possibly in the mix to add the Suns disgruntled power forward, there aren’t a lot of options.
This is especially true because one of those teams is the […]
Inflatable Ben is in use
7 Comments Published by The Cavalier September 25th, 2007 in NBA, LeBron James, Cleveland Cavaliers, Rookies, Sex, YouTube, Ben Wallace, ReadersDespite the fact the Great YAY Blog Suicide of 2007 has been an astounding success, we still get our fair share of email from the readership, which is nice.
(Numbers don’t lie - we just checked our stats for the first time in about 8 months, and readership is roughly…no joke…like 1/20 what it used to […]
Yi Jianlian is not in Milwaukee
13 Comments Published by The Cavalier July 1st, 2007 in NBA, Free Agency, Milwaukee Bucks, Rookies, Sex, NBA Draft, Michael Redd, Greg Oden, Yi JianlianWhile top pick Greg Oden genuinely seems happy and humbled (through the use of non-capitalization, no less) to be a member of the Portland Trailblazers, #6 pick Yi Jianlian is about 179 degrees the other direction when it comes to being a Milwaukee Buck.
This was all somewhat expected, and now it’s official - Yi’s reps […]
Spurs vs. Jazz - Primetime Special on ABC!
10 Comments Published by Jack Cobra May 25th, 2007 in NBA, Drama Rankings, Drugs, Sex, Tony Parker, Gilbert Arenas, Jordana Brewster, World Cup, Tiger Woods, Dwight Howard, Scottie Pippen, Greg Oden(I am supposed to inform you that this is Jack Cobra. I will be signing off for the day after this post. Enjoy your weekend)
So I was flipping through the pages of the TV Guide while at lunch and I saw that the San Antonio Spurs are playing the Utah Jazz in Game 3 of […]
Zach Randolph is frisky
23 Comments Published by The Cavalier September 21st, 2006 in Crime, Portland Trailblazers, Sex, Johnny KillbaneTo our recollection, we haven’t covered the the thing with Zach Randolph being investigated for sexual assault.
“Why not?” is the question you’re asking, and we wish we had an answer.
Whatever - we’re here for you today, right now, and we’re totally just going to piggyback TrueHoop, which has the thing you’ve all be […]
Isiah Thomas: The Stunning Legal Analysis
1 Comment Published by The Cavalier September 21st, 2006 in New York Knicks, Isiah Thomas, Sex, Johnny KillbaneThere are several perks to running a website of a sizable readership.
One of those is whores. The other is the ability to amass a distinguished legal team to analyze situations such as Isiah Thomas’s sexual harrassment suit. A third is that you can verbally abuse that legal team and make them do said analysis […]
Isiah Thomas knows Spider-Man
1 Comment Published by The Cavalier September 20th, 2006 in New York Knicks, Isiah Thomas, Sex, MoneyFinally, some new revelations are coming forth on the potentially legendary Isiah Thomas sexual harassment case.
If you recall, a former Knicks employee says Zeke was saying he loved her and also was trying to do the sex with her. She claims she was fired for complaining about that and other sexual harrassing type stuff […]
Latrell Sprewell is getting quizzed
7 Comments Published by The Cavalier August 31st, 2006 in Misc., Crime, SexThe infamously non-playing Latrell Sprewell is being checked out by Milwaukee police for allegedly choking a woman during a sexual encounter. Any casual sports fan will be able to note that this isn’t the first time the poor lad has fallen victim to the desire to cut off someone’s air supply.
(Although this incident brings up […]
Choose Your Own Adventure: Zach Randolph
9 Comments Published by The Cavalier August 23rd, 2006 in Crime, Portland Trailblazers, CYOA, SexYou’re Zach Randolph.
You wake up later than usual - 1:15 in the afternoon, instead of 1:10. You meander about your house, going through your daily routine:
1) Lie on sofa for an hour.
2) Lie to trainer about why you missed workout.
3) Lie on kitchen floor looking for keys.
4) Lie to Portland Trailblazers about something. Anything. You […]




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