Archive for the 'Shaq' Category
Shaq is almost a PHX Sun
10 Comments Published by The Cavalier February 6th, 2008 in NBA, Phoenix Suns, Shaq, Trades, Miami Heat, Tracy McGrady, Pau Gasol, Shawn MarionEveryone hates this deal, but we think we’ve got it figured out, and it’s all about two words: ANGRY SHAQ.
If the Suns figure it’s now or never time, ie they need to win it this year, then Angry Shaq might be the best way to do it, plus they don’t really need him on the […]
Shaq’s Big Challenge = Shaq’s Big Success
9 Comments Published by Jack Cobra July 27th, 2007 in NBA, Shaq, What the f--k?, Spatulas, Wikipedia, 07-08 Preview(Jack Cobra at it again)
It looks like the Season Finale for Shaq’s Big Challenge is this upcoming Tuesday and it has turned out to be an overwhelming success. While I was one of the people who thought the show would be a joke with Shaq as the ‘figure head’, it has been a pleasant […]
Shaq Gets an Apology from Jack Cobra….Doesn’t Care
1 Comment Published by Jack Cobra July 6th, 2007 in NBA, Shaq, Casual Baby, 1-on-1, Deaths, Jessica Alba, 07-08 Preview(Jack Cobra still working on this wonderful Friday.)
A few weeks ago I took a moment to rip into Shaquille O’Neal and his new TV show on ABC. Maybe it was a slow day, and it was an easy target, so I took a shot or two at the guy. Well, if I’m going to rip […]
Shaquille O’Neal Isn’t in ‘The Know’
7 Comments Published by Jack Cobra June 22nd, 2007 in NBA, Shaq, Training camp, What the f--k?, Natalie Portman, Tom Cruise, Who Shot Mamba?, TruthBox, Summer League, Tim Hardaway(Jack Cobra, again)
I’m sorry for posting twice in the span of about fifteen minutes, but I couldn’t help myself after reading about Shaq’s upcoming Reality TV show. The interview starts out all ‘chalky’….Why are kids obese? What are you going to do to help them? Why do you have a goatee? Could you eat a […]
Shaq and Kobe don’t like Jerry Buss
13 Comments Published by The Cavalier May 30th, 2007 in NBA, Shaq, Kobe Bryant, Trades, LA Lakers, Gossip, Owners, Kwame BrownUPDATE: Kobe has officially asked for a trade…wow.
The Lakers are a complete mess at the moment, but as of this morning, there’s a little more to it than that.
For some reason, three years later, Shaq and Kobe have moved to the forefront of the situation in Los Angeles. At least for us.
If you haven’t […]
Shaq is on TNT
4 Comments Published by The Cavalier May 14th, 2007 in NBA, Shaq, Detroit Pistons, Orange Roundie, Charles Barkley, TNTObviously we’re ready and willing to take in a twin bill of Game 4s on TNT this evening (CLE-NJN, followed by SAS-PHX).
An added bonus to these exciting pivotal matches will be the inclusion of one Shaquille O’Neal joining the regular crew in the TNT studios. He’s there for like the entire evening, which is like […]
Shaq is on vacation
5 Comments Published by The Cavalier April 30th, 2007 in NBA, Shaq, Miami Heat, Chicago Bulls, Dwyane Wade, Pat RileyWith the Bulls sweeping the Heat almost an afterthought in this All-New Warriors-centric World, one can’t help but feel a little bit of sadness for Coach Pat, Dwyane Wade, Shaquille O’Neal and Co.
Actually, that’s not true at all - this is sweet, karmic, justice.
The team that so much as said “we’re gonna relax […]
This must be Thursday. I could never get the hang of Thursdays.
12 Comments Published by JScrubb April 12th, 2007 in NBA, New York Knicks, Minn. T-Wolves, Utah Jazz, Shaq, Fans, Trades, Orlando Magic, Music, Detroit Pistons, Miami Heat, Chicago Bulls, Denver Nuggets, International, Washington Wizards, Game Recaps, Kevin Garnett, Gilbert Arenas, Allen Iverson, Dwyane Wade, Who Shot Mamba?, Dwight Howard, Blog Suicide(The Cavalier is on an extended leave of absence. The following was not written by him, although he denies accusations that he is tanking the site to better his chances of Kevin Durant guest-blogging.)
Wow. Is it Thursday already? I guess it is.
Hello, again. I’m Jordi Scrubbings from The Serious Tip sitting in for The Cavalier, […]
If what you say is true, the Shaq Fu could be dangerous
2 Comments Published by JScrubb April 5th, 2007 in NBA, Shaq (The Cavalier is on an extended leave of absence. The following was not written by him, although he does claim to have written the Dead Sea Scrolls.)
Has it really been 13 years in since Shaq dominated the Earth? Growing up in Central Florida, I remember having a Shaq Orlando Magic jersey and a Shaq 32 […]
The Big Baryshnikov Racks Up Points
14 Comments Published by Jack Cobra March 27th, 2007 in NBA, Shaq, Home and Garden, Arts and Crafts, Cool Club(The Cavalier is on an extended leave of absence. The following was not written by him, however, The Cavalier is currently having his DNA tested as he may be the Father of Anna Nicole’s daughter.)
*Before we begin I need to apologize for my lack of picture expertise this morning. After figuring out how easy it […]

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