Archive for the 'Shaq' Category

Everyone hates this deal, but we think we’ve got it figured out, and it’s all about two words: ANGRY SHAQ.
If the Suns figure it’s now or never time, ie they need to win it this year, then Angry Shaq might be the best way to do it, plus they don’t really need him on the […]

(Jack Cobra at it again)
It looks like the Season Finale for Shaq’s Big Challenge is this upcoming Tuesday and it has turned out to be an overwhelming success. While I was one of the people who thought the show would be a joke with Shaq as the ‘figure head’, it has been a pleasant […]

(Jack Cobra still working on this wonderful Friday.)
A few weeks ago I took a moment to rip into Shaquille O’Neal and his new TV show on ABC. Maybe it was a slow day, and it was an easy target, so I took a shot or two at the guy. Well, if I’m going to rip […]

(Jack Cobra, again)
I’m sorry for posting twice in the span of about fifteen minutes, but I couldn’t help myself after reading about Shaq’s upcoming Reality TV show. The interview starts out all ‘chalky’….Why are kids obese? What are you going to do to help them? Why do you have a goatee? Could you eat a […]

UPDATE: Kobe has officially asked for a trade…wow.
The Lakers are a complete mess at the moment, but as of this morning, there’s a little more to it than that.
For some reason, three years later, Shaq and Kobe have moved to the forefront of the situation in Los Angeles. At least for us.
If you haven’t […]

Obviously we’re ready and willing to take in a twin bill of Game 4s on TNT this evening (CLE-NJN, followed by SAS-PHX).
An added bonus to these exciting pivotal matches will be the inclusion of one Shaquille O’Neal joining the regular crew in the TNT studios. He’s there for like the entire evening, which is like […]

With the Bulls sweeping the Heat almost an afterthought in this All-New Warriors-centric World, one can’t help but feel a little bit of sadness for Coach Pat, Dwyane Wade, Shaquille O’Neal and Co.
Actually, that’s not true at all - this is sweet, karmic, justice.
The team that so much as said “we’re gonna relax […]

(The Cavalier is on an extended leave of absence. The following was not written by him, although he denies accusations that he is tanking the site to better his chances of Kevin Durant guest-blogging.)
Wow.  Is it Thursday already?  I guess it is. 
Hello, again.  I’m Jordi Scrubbings from The Serious Tip sitting in for The Cavalier, […]

 (The Cavalier is on an extended leave of absence. The following was not written by him, although he does claim to have written the Dead Sea Scrolls.)
Has it really been 13 years in since Shaq dominated the Earth?  Growing up in Central Florida, I remember having a Shaq Orlando Magic jersey and a Shaq 32 […]

(The Cavalier is on an extended leave of absence. The following was not written by him, however, The Cavalier is currently having his DNA tested as he may be the Father of Anna Nicole’s daughter.)
*Before we begin I need to apologize for my lack of picture expertise this morning. After figuring out how easy it […]