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The NBA is not thinking things through
20 Comments Published by The Cavalier January 16th, 2008 in NBA, Michael Jordan, Misc., Things Nobody Likes, All-Star Games, Beef, Chris Bosh, SaturdaysHere’s something about NBA All-Star Weekend that we don’t get.
Everyone complains and complains about how badly Saturday Night, especially the dunk contest, stinks.
While some people, ie “us”, recommend and develop genius ideas like All-Star 1-on-1 (which exists in certain fictional universes), others beg and plead for…H-O-R-S-E.
Well, you get your wish - the NBA is gonna […]
Grady Sizemore is a man
17 Comments Published by The Cavalier October 8th, 2007 in NBA, Boston Celtics, Music, Things Nobody Likes, Baseball, Cleveland IndiansWe’re pretty giddy about the Indians beating the New York City Yankees and moving on to the ALCS against the City of Boston Red Socks. It literally just happened, and since there’s nobody here to hug, we wrote a song about Boston instead.
We haven’t done this in awhile, so be kind.
Boston is the city of […]
Adam Morrison is disgusting
42 Comments Published by The Cavalier October 7th, 2007 in NBA, Things Nobody Likes, Charlotte Bobcats, Life Discussions, Adam MorrisonWe just read something horrible about borderline NBA player Adam Morrison.
You know him - the Charlotte Bobcats forward who was supposed to be like all great and has a moustache. Well, the one-time #3 overall pick has been a bust so far, and we now hope he’s out of the NBA by the end of […]
Kevin Durant Will Hit A Jumper
3 Comments Published by Jack Cobra July 13th, 2007 in NBA, Predictions, LeBron James, Things Nobody Likes, Seattle Supersonics, Life Discussions, 1-on-1, Leprechauns, Victoria Beckham, 07-08 Preview(Jack Cobra….again)
It seems that everyone is taking the NBA Summer Leagues way, way too seriously. It’s like when I steal my girlfriends running shoes. You only need feet to run, relax. Anyways, If J.J. starts shooting well…..he becomes the next Larry Bird, if the foreign dude for the Warriors plays well…he becomes the next Ginobili. […]
Cavaliers Games Shown in HD 3D! What?
9 Comments Published by Jack Cobra June 22nd, 2007 in NBA, Predictions, Things Nobody Likes, Retirement, Wild On, Things We Like, What the f--k?, Promotions, Religion, Summer League, Readers, Johnny Killbane, Jessica Alba, 07-08 Preview(Jack Cobra again. I’m taking off after this to watch my Cubs play the White Sox. Enjoy your weekend.)
Knowing that most of you are fans of the Cavs I spent about 6 or 7 minutes trolling around Google to drum up some new information that you might not have heard about. Here it is:
Evertz Technologies […]
Coach Mike Gets New Players
1 Comment Published by Jack Cobra May 25th, 2007 in NBA, Things Nobody Likes, Training camp, Yao, Natalie Portman, Will Ferrell, Vegas, World Cup(Again, Jack Cobra. I do not have the ability to leave comments, so the comments portion is like Thunderdome for today.)
It’s Memorial Day Weekend and we are all getting time off work to celebrate……our country? I think? I’m not sure. Here in Indiana it is the weekend of the Indy 500, so we are pretty […]
We Were So Pretty, Now is this it?
13 Comments Published by Ben April 18th, 2007 in NBA, Coaches, Michael Jordan, Cleveland Cavaliers, Milwaukee Bucks, New Jersey Nets, Chicago Bulls, Things Nobody Likes, Beards, Things We Like, Internet, Cool Club, Playoffs, Ben Wallace, Blog Suicide(The Cavalier is on an extended leave of absence. The following was not written by him, although he is sorry it was written at all.)
So I had a nice long(ish) post previewing tonight’s Cavs-Bucks and Bulls-Nets games. It was great. I discussed the possible first round matchup with the Heat and how […]
I Wrote This Song About You, Just to Let You Know, that I hate Your Guts and I think You Suck
5 Comments Published by Ben April 11th, 2007 in NBA, LeBron James, Cleveland Cavaliers, Media, Things Nobody Likes, Washington Wizards, Foot in Mouth, Things We Like, Politics, Nike, Blog Suicide(The Cavalier is on an extended leave of absence. The following was not written by him, although he’’ll be apologizing with Don Imus shortly.)
So two weeks ago it’s reported that LeBron is building a giant fantasy house. Everyone talks about it and we all moved on.
Well, at least normal people did.
Tom Knott, on […]
I am Gonna Make it Through This Year, if it Kills Me
10 Comments Published by Ben April 11th, 2007 in NBA, Coaches, Cleveland Cavaliers, Interviews, Things Nobody Likes, Things We Like, Standings, Cool Club, Good Ideas, Playoffs, Blog Suicide(The Cavalier is on an extended leave of absence. The following was not written by him, although he would’ve written it, if it wasn’t for those pesky kids.)
Cleveland fans aren’t in the best of moods right now. The Tribe is playing its first home games in Milwaukee since Major League (though they won last […]
LeBron James is in Chicago
14 Comments Published by The Cavalier March 30th, 2007 in NBA, LeBron James, Cleveland Cavaliers, Chicago Bulls, Things Nobody Likes, Announcements, Who Shot Mamba?, Blog SuicideWe needed to drop in for a moment to let you know that we’re both alive and as a bonus, well.
We were unable to watch the Cavaliers this week, but we did note that wonderful loss to the Knicks the other night, which as far as we can tell, moves the Bull within one game […]

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