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Here’s something about NBA All-Star Weekend that we don’t get.
Everyone complains and complains about how badly Saturday Night, especially the dunk contest, stinks.
While some people, ie “us”, recommend and develop genius ideas like All-Star 1-on-1 (which exists in certain fictional universes), others beg and plead for…H-O-R-S-E.
Well, you get your wish - the NBA is gonna […]

We’re pretty giddy about the Indians beating the New York City Yankees and moving on to the ALCS against the City of Boston Red Socks. It literally just happened, and since there’s nobody here to hug, we wrote a song about Boston instead.
We haven’t done this in awhile, so be kind.
Boston is the city of […]

We just read something horrible about borderline NBA player Adam Morrison.
You know him - the Charlotte Bobcats forward who was supposed to be like all great and has a moustache. Well, the one-time #3 overall pick has been a bust so far, and we now hope he’s out of the NBA by the end of […]

(Jack Cobra….again)
It seems that everyone is taking the NBA Summer Leagues way, way too seriously. It’s like when I steal my girlfriends running shoes. You only need feet to run, relax. Anyways, If J.J. starts shooting well…..he becomes the next Larry Bird, if the foreign dude for the Warriors plays well…he becomes the next Ginobili. […]

(Jack Cobra again. I’m taking off after this to watch my Cubs play the White Sox. Enjoy your weekend.)
Knowing that most of you are fans of the Cavs I spent about 6 or 7 minutes trolling around Google to drum up some new information that you might not have heard about. Here it is:
Evertz Technologies […]

(Again, Jack Cobra. I do not have the ability to leave comments, so the comments portion is like Thunderdome for today.)
It’s Memorial Day Weekend and we are all getting time off work to celebrate……our country? I think? I’m not sure. Here in Indiana it is the weekend of the Indy 500, so we are pretty […]

(The Cavalier is on an extended leave of absence. The following was not written by him, although he is sorry it was written at all.)
So I had a nice long(ish) post previewing tonight’s Cavs-Bucks and Bulls-Nets games. It was great. I discussed the possible first round matchup with the Heat and how […]

(The Cavalier is on an extended leave of absence. The following was not written by him, although he’’ll be apologizing with Don Imus shortly.)
So two weeks ago it’s reported that LeBron is building a giant fantasy house. Everyone talks about it and we all moved on.
Well, at least normal people did.
Tom Knott, on […]

(The Cavalier is on an extended leave of absence. The following was not written by him, although he would’ve written it, if it wasn’t for those pesky kids.)
Cleveland fans aren’t in the best of moods right now. The Tribe is playing its first home games in Milwaukee since Major League (though they won last […]

We needed to drop in for a moment to let you know that we’re both alive and as a bonus, well.
We were unable to watch the Cavaliers this week, but we did note that wonderful loss to the Knicks the other night, which as far as we can tell, moves the Bull within one game […]