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Shaq’s Big Challenge = Shaq’s Big Success
9 Comments Published by Jack Cobra July 27th, 2007 in NBA, Shaq, What the f--k?, Spatulas, Wikipedia, 07-08 Preview(Jack Cobra at it again)
It looks like the Season Finale for Shaq’s Big Challenge is this upcoming Tuesday and it has turned out to be an overwhelming success. While I was one of the people who thought the show would be a joke with Shaq as the ‘figure head’, it has been a pleasant […]
Steve Francis Tries To Turn Back The Clock
7 Comments Published by Jack Cobra July 20th, 2007 in NBA, Predictions, Houston Rockets, What the f--k?, Polyphasic, Yao, Natalie Portman, World Cup, 07-08 Preview(Jack Cobra back on another Friday. Just wait until you see my next post. It will change your world. Nothing I write today will rhyme with the word ‘dresser’)
I had an idea for a whole different post to start the day and then I heard the news….Stevie Franchise has signed with the Houston Rockets. I […]
Cavaliers Games Shown in HD 3D! What?
11 Comments Published by Jack Cobra June 22nd, 2007 in NBA, Predictions, Things Nobody Likes, Retirement, Wild On, Things We Like, What the f--k?, Promotions, Religion, Summer League, Readers, Johnny Killbane, Jessica Alba, 07-08 Preview(Jack Cobra again. I’m taking off after this to watch my Cubs play the White Sox. Enjoy your weekend.)
Knowing that most of you are fans of the Cavs I spent about 6 or 7 minutes trolling around Google to drum up some new information that you might not have heard about. Here it is:
Evertz Technologies […]
Kobe to Bulls? Please, God, No!
12 Comments Published by Jack Cobra June 22nd, 2007 in NBA, Kobe Bryant, LA Lakers, Chicago Bulls, What the f--k?, Dawn Yang, Who Shot Mamba?, Kwame Brown, Chris Bosh(Jack Cobra again. That picture up top is being re-produced without expressed written consent of The Cavalier or the YAYSports Gods. I’m not sure when this was made by The Cavalier but obviously Katie Couric was still on The Today Show so it’s been quite some time.)
I never write about basketball anymore on my own site because […]
Shaquille O’Neal Isn’t in ‘The Know’
7 Comments Published by Jack Cobra June 22nd, 2007 in NBA, Shaq, Training camp, What the f--k?, Natalie Portman, Tom Cruise, Who Shot Mamba?, TruthBox, Summer League, Tim Hardaway(Jack Cobra, again)
I’m sorry for posting twice in the span of about fifteen minutes, but I couldn’t help myself after reading about Shaq’s upcoming Reality TV show. The interview starts out all ‘chalky’….Why are kids obese? What are you going to do to help them? Why do you have a goatee? Could you eat a […]
Rasheed Wallace Denies Nuggets Entry into Heaven
3 Comments Published by Jack Cobra March 27th, 2007 in NBA, Cleveland Cavaliers, Announcements, Arts and Crafts, What the f--k?, Cool Club, Beef
(The Cavalier is on an extended leave of absence. The following was not written by him, although Scoop Jackson is more than willing to take credit for it.)
You thought maybe I would have the frame by frame shots of Rasheed Wallace making the 60-footer to send the game into overtime??? You are wrong sir. Thanks […]
WTF?: Indiana Pacers
14 Comments Published by The Cavalier January 17th, 2007 in NBA, Indiana Pacers, Trades, GS Warriors, What the f--k?We haven’t pulled out the old WTF in awhile, but if ever there was a time, it’s right now.
Indiana and Golden State just did a tradamajig, and here it be:
INDY GETS:
Troy Murphy
Mike Dunleavy
Ike Diogu
Keith McLeod
GSW GETS:
Al Harrington
Stephen Jackson
Sarunas Jasikevicius
Josh Powell
In reality, this probably makes neither team any better or worse by any great margin. Two […]
The Cavaliers have screwy numbers
15 Comments Published by The Cavalier November 8th, 2006 in Atlanta Hawks, LeBron James, Cleveland Cavaliers, What the f--k?, Logos(Sorry, all the pics from the Cavs-Hawks game made us sick. Besides, none of them fit in with our new favorite hobby.)
35% effort in the first half.
15 missed free throws.
Lots and lots of settling for jumpshots. (20 threes??? Again???)
Where the hell were Anderson Varejao and Z? This was a total halfcourt game - Z should’ve […]
Shaq and Kobe are having daughters
19 Comments Published by The Cavalier May 1st, 2006 in Shaq, Kobe Bryant, What the f--k?, Life DiscussionsWe’re starting to feel like this whole Kobe thing is scripted or something.
Guess who had a little miracle this morning, just after having two miracles yesterday afternoon?
Oh, and guess who else had a little miracle this morning after the Bulls’ little miracle which happened just prior?
Gianna Maria-Onore Bryant was born at 2:03 […]
Everyone go to bed
25 Comments Published by The Cavalier April 25th, 2006 in LeBron James, Cleveland Cavaliers, Washington Wizards, What the f--k?Well, if you average LeBron’s legendary Game 1 in with this one, you…whatever.
Washington fans, not to incite you, but this loss had nothing to do with anything the Wizards did.
When LeBron seemingly can’t dribble in the open court, misses multiple (6 or so, yes?) layups, and blows a wide open breakaway dunk, […]




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