Archive for the 'What the f--k?' Category

(Jack Cobra at it again)
It looks like the Season Finale for Shaq’s Big Challenge is this upcoming Tuesday and it has turned out to be an overwhelming success. While I was one of the people who thought the show would be a joke with Shaq as the ‘figure head’, it has been a pleasant […]

(Jack Cobra back on another Friday. Just wait until you see my next post. It will change your world. Nothing I write today will rhyme with the word ‘dresser’)
I had an idea for a whole different post to start the day and then I heard the news….Stevie Franchise has signed with the Houston Rockets. I […]

(Jack Cobra again. I’m taking off after this to watch my Cubs play the White Sox. Enjoy your weekend.)
Knowing that most of you are fans of the Cavs I spent about 6 or 7 minutes trolling around Google to drum up some new information that you might not have heard about. Here it is:
Evertz Technologies […]

(Jack Cobra again. That picture up top is being re-produced without expressed written consent of The Cavalier or the YAYSports Gods. I’m not sure when this was made by The Cavalier but obviously Katie Couric was still on The Today Show so it’s been quite some time.)
I never write about basketball anymore on my own site because […]

(Jack Cobra, again)
I’m sorry for posting twice in the span of about fifteen minutes, but I couldn’t help myself after reading about Shaq’s upcoming Reality TV show. The interview starts out all ‘chalky’….Why are kids obese? What are you going to do to help them? Why do you have a goatee? Could you eat a […]

 
(The Cavalier is on an extended leave of absence. The following was not written by him, although Scoop Jackson is more than willing to take credit for it.)
You thought maybe I would have the frame by frame shots of Rasheed Wallace making the 60-footer to send the game into overtime??? You are wrong sir. Thanks […]

We haven’t pulled out the old WTF in awhile, but if ever there was a time, it’s right now.
Indiana and Golden State just did a tradamajig, and here it be:
INDY GETS:
Troy Murphy
Mike Dunleavy
Ike Diogu
Keith McLeod
GSW GETS:
Al Harrington
Stephen Jackson
Sarunas Jasikevicius
Josh Powell
In reality, this probably makes neither team any better or worse by any great margin. Two […]

(Sorry, all the pics from the Cavs-Hawks game made us sick. Besides, none of them fit in with our new favorite hobby.)
35% effort in the first half.
15 missed free throws.
Lots and lots of settling for jumpshots. (20 threes??? Again???)
Where the hell were Anderson Varejao and Z? This was a total halfcourt game - Z should’ve […]

We’re starting to feel like this whole Kobe thing is scripted or something.
Guess who had a little miracle this morning, just after having two miracles yesterday afternoon?
Oh, and guess who else had a little miracle this morning after the Bulls’ little miracle which happened just prior?
Gianna Maria-Onore Bryant was born at 2:03 […]

Well, if you average LeBron’s legendary Game 1 in with this one, you…whatever.
Washington fans, not to incite you, but this loss had nothing to do with anything the Wizards did.
When LeBron seemingly can’t dribble in the open court, misses multiple (6 or so, yes?) layups, and blows a wide open breakaway dunk, […]